yo yo yo it's litzi, imposing the once-ler on you all. he's a piece of shit. that's really all there is to say on the matter. here's his app. his first post will be up shortly!! here it is!!!!!

Alright. As you may have seen, Lily has started a game of Sardines! It's hide and seek, with a twist: one person hides, everyone looks. As the players find the person hiding, they hide with them, and the group gets bigger and bigger until everybody is there. Basically! It's a big CR fest. People can search in pairs, and when they end up in their hiding place, they can tag other folks in the group.

Here is the first game of Sardines, circa 2010 at Elegante, so you know what the log will be like. It's similar to a party log!

"But Litzo, how do we determine the order in which Lily is found?" I'm glad you asked, friend! We're gonna do a good ol' fashioned GUESSING GAME. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 20. Whoever guesses the closest will find Lily first, second closest will be second, et cetera. Comments will be screened, so you have no idea what number everybody else is guessing! If you guess the same number as somebody else, then your character and theirs will find Lily at the same time (be aware that this means those characters will be searching together, and there will be fun, potentially awkward CR time between two characters that otherwise would be unlikely to interact). If you have two characters participating, guess two different numbers and tell me which number is for which character.

If you've got questions, ask 'em here (they'll be un-screened for everybody else), or hit me up on AIM at Uber Technology.

HI GUYS, here I am!! Back from the other side of moving hell.

Where is everybody?

I assume you've all just been too depressed since I went on hiatus to post and you decided you'd just have to wait for me to come back to do anything, riiiight?

This feels like a graveyard.

*makes eerie sounds*

Hi, guys!!

Soooo, I'm moving next month (with Katu! scandalous!!!) and I'm gonna be busy for a bit getting ready to do that and also getting jobs and things. So! Mia and Seiya and Starfire are gonna take a short break, but I wanted you guys to know I'm alive and I love and miss you all.

<3 I'll be back in about a month, if all goes as planned. See you around May 10th!

ATTENTION ALL CREW AND PASSENGERS

There is a movie you all need to watch*. This movie is called Triangle, and it was made in 2009.

That's all I can tell you. Do not read anything about this movie, do not watch a trailer. Don't question it. I was recommended this movie with "I thought it was just another slasher movie. It's not." They had absolutely no idea how prepared I was to watch this movie - how prepared you are to watch this movie.

I am shelving this right beside Running Scared in Essential Watching.

That is all.

---!!!DISCLAIMER TIME!!---

*TW: all Elegante triggers.

That being said, naming pretty much anything is a spoiler. If you would like to double check to see if you can squeak by, the spoiler-ridden Parental Guide and IMDB tags will help you out; it's all there. It's violent.

However, if you can, I suggest going into this completely blind and being absolutely thrilled by literally every single fucking thing that happens next. Spoiler: It's M.S. Elegante: The Movie.

remember how I was like AWW YEAH I'MMA BE BACK ON APRIL 1ST

well

u-uh

haha joke's on you I CAME BACK ON APRIL 2ND INSTEAD

s-sorry I got sick and am still kinda sick

if you guys want/need plotting with me, I'll be on AIM tomorrow (because I still feel bleh and am going to bed early), otherwise, hit me up on tumblr! Username's the same in both places-- bonesmakenoise. If you use LINE, you should totally let me know, because then you can get me any time of the day or night (within reason).

ANYWAY HI GUYS HOW ARE YOU I MISSED YOU

HI GUYS! Uhhhh, so. Funny thing. Similar to Clo, but less interesting.

I'm suddenly working three jobs! And also going on a trip the weekend after next! And also in the crunch-time for a storyboarding class that I'm hilariously behind on! And moving at the start of May!

So, I've been meaning to throw a hiatus over here and was holding off thinking, "oh, I can just wait until the AC goes up and I'll do something then," and then the AC was killed AND LO

hello guys

i'm sorry

so, gay werewolf, happy quackling and obnoxious coffee guy will be effected and on Hiatus until 4/1/15.

When I return, though, OHOHOHO, when I return. There will also be an app for a really superpowered angry bisexual elf guy. You're gonna love him.

Yo friends! Guess what?

The mods have decided that given the casual atmosphere and general slowness/smallishness of the game, we're getting rid of the monthly Activity Check.

Instead, we just ask once a month you pop in and say "HEY I'M STILL ALIVE" to keep your characters in the game. Which you can do in this post by the 20th.

We also have plotty things coming up, stay tuned!

HEY SO A REALLY BIG IRL THING HAPPENED TO ME that consumed my life for a little while but I've calmed the fuck down about it after literally being prescribed The Good Shit opiates for the debilitating stress migraines that that and a number of other bullshit things on top of that gave me and the point is hello friends I am here again

Please remind me of dropped threads and plots!! I have forgotten about them.

If you haven't noticed by now, I have The Worst Habit of getting ENTIRELY CONSUMED by one singular thing at a time and then everything is about that thing. But a friendly reminder that I love each and every one of you here to bits and bite-sized pieces, and even if I get engulfed in something and forget myself for a while, you're a group of people that I will always do my fumbling best to make time for because this boat has gotten me through many a stormy sea and I will always come back to it because it is pie.



seriously though I'm kindof impressed with myself for sitting here and overthinking something SO HARD that I couldn't stop puking and the nurse's hotline said I had moderate dehydration and I got prescription painkillers for moderate to moderately severe pain??? Like??? LITERALLY I SAT ON MY ASS AND THOUGHT MYSELF INTO A MEDICAL SITUATION

do you guys remember that time I had to go to the hospital because I suck at mascara??? it was like that.

one time Katu asked me how I am even a real person and at times like that I honestly don't know